Friday, September 9, 2011

Wilfred: Hawt ass spy? I hope so... That would be a rockin funeral.

I'm sitting alone eating candy, drinking coffee, and watching Wilfred... This means it's time for...
I'd like to take a bite out of that ass !

What can I say about Elijah Wood... Not a lot actually. hmm. Who is he? What is he into? What is his personality? No idea. I can tell you one thing- He's smart. The fact that I don't know shit about his personal life speaks volumes for his intelligence... Or he's a spy.
For the purposes of this blog entry I'm going with spy. Supah secret hawt spy with a dark past. Yes, I am aware that he has been a working actor for most of his life, and no, I don't know when and where one would find the time to train to be a supah hawt secret spy but you have to remember that the supah hawt part was a given- so really all he had to learn was the spy part, easy! So how did he become a pawn in the spy game? I don't really know... But I have a theory! Paul Hogan. I've already said too much. Lets just say it happened, shit went down... and now I am in fear for my life. I should have never mentioned it! CURSE HIS HOT ASS! Elijah will have to come and get me. With any luck he'll stab me to death with... oh... I dunno... some wood or something. :D ... I mean :(

I ask only that you remember to include my love of wood in my eulogy.
And play "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones.

*dance break*

Thoughts about the show: Wilfred.

Well Sir, I can't say that I don't like it. I also can't say that I didn't want to like it. I will say that I was SO happy to hear it was going to be on FX because they do some really great stuff. What I also can say is that I've seldom been so attracted to a man and his neighbors dog. So that happened. Also, I am a fan of the way that it's written and shot. I think the premise of the show takes hold of the writers by the nuts at points- but because I like the idea of the thing it still completely works for me. It is a revamp of an Australian show -which makes me want to watch that too- Thankfully it's not a revamp of a British show so nobody seems be spewing too much bullshit all over it. I have high hopes for the dvds. Which I think may be a mistake because it seems like a show that's extras wont translate well to dvd. Eh, we shall see.
So, Love the show. Love the ass. Love this cup of coffee. Love you.


Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Whoa. An actual blog about movies... from MovieTrollop!

Yeah. I'm slow. What this is : I can't shut up about movies and the like so I'm going to rant and rave here. If you end up enjoying any of it- Follow and by all means interact. I'm kicking around ideas as to what is going to go on here- don't expect too many reviews on new movies. Not because I don't like them or I have some sort of "view" about how movies are made these days. Not so full of shit as all that. No, I just have so many movies that I can run on about that I doubt many will break through with the same sort of joy and/or insanity. So we'll just have to wait and see. I'm more enthusiastic than I sound. No...I really am! <---See! Explanation point!